Next time someone says to you, ‘if I were you’, stop them and say ‘well you aren’t’.
If I have to ask for your attention, then I don’t even want it.
Don’t date a girl just because everyone else in the room can’t take their eyes off her, or that black dress hugs her curves perfectly. Date a girl who you think about while waiting for the subway. Who makes you want your words to sound like some pretentious asshole who sits at Starbucks all day with a laptop wrote them. Date a girl who makes you think of stargazing in the summer and hot drinks in the winter. Don’t date a girl you can see the rest of your life with, date a girl who makes certain moments of your life unforgettable. Don’t date a girl who if after two weeks she “won’t give it up” to you. Don’t date a girl who if after 6 months won’t give it up. Date a girl who you will wait till the ends of the earth till she’s ready, a girl who you will gladly light the candles for. Date a girl who you will do anything to get that smile that melts your heart. Don’t date a girl who you’re dependent on. Date a girl who makes you more dependent on yourself to be better.
My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off.
hey mom can you help me roll this blunt
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
… its too early for this bullshit.